Young, dumb, full of cum.

I met with the girls tonight, since Nix and I are off to Coachella and Jenn's birthday (BIG 2-5!!) is the 18th. We all met at Janis' apartment and her parents were there; I haven't seen Mr and Mrs B since Janis moved out, so it was nice to catch up a bit. And, incidentally, we got a nugget of wisdom from Papa B when he heard Nicole's gripes about dating in our twenties.

"Young, dumb, full of cum."

Then again Mr B has always been a firm believer that the four of us should only date guys 28 years old or older.

I think it's ageist, to be honest, but the man swears that, being a male himself, most men don't grow up until they're 28 and even then, it's sketchy.

I'm happy I'm not his daughter.

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