Reasons Why Harry Potter Trumps Twilight - Part II

  1. Mrs. Weasley is a strong, proactive mother, while Esme is a weak, passive mother.

  2. Harry Potter readers did not have to be taken by the hand to understand the series' ending. Twilight readers, however, were given a play-by-play by Edward. Gee, thanks for thinking we're morons, SM!

  3. Fred and George Wesley: funny, loyal, brave redheaded twins ♥
    Jane and Alec: sadistic pawns of the volturi... creepy.
  4. Quidditch v Baseball. Come on, Stephenie. Make up your own sport.
  5. Harry is not a possessive, creepy (albeit SCRUMPTIOUS!) stalker.
  6. Ginny Weasley can live without Harry. And does, for a good portion of the series.
  7. Harry Potter is getting its own theme park in Orlando, Fl. What kind of theme park could Twilight offer? "Here, stand in the rain in a dumpy town in Washington. Enjoy!"
  8. The villains in Harry Potter all have a backstory. The villains in Twilight are simply surly, bloodthirsty vampires. Yay, imagination... NOT.
  9. There are numerous modes of transportation in Harry Potter, including apparition, Port Key, broomstick and Floo Powder. Twilight characters prefer "driving" and "running". What's up with that?
  10. JK Rowling's world includes new terms that are strictly applicable to the wizarding world (aka, the Harry Potter Series). Stephenie Meyer has a 50-word vocabulary, comprising such gems as "velvet", "beautiful", "dazzle" and "silky". *rolls eyes*

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