Reasons Why Harry Potter Trumps Twilight - Part III

  1. Hermione didn't need to jump off a cliff to get Ron's attention.

  2. The Yule Ball was a million times better than a lame high school prom.

  3. Butterbeer, Chocolate Frogs and even Hagrid's rock cakes sound more appetizing than deer, bear or mountain lion blood... *shutters*

  4. In Harry Potter, all wizards and witches have access to magic. In Twilight, only some vampires have magical abilities (mind-reading, psychic abilities, mind "blocking", fire/water/earth/wind control... you know, the usual) which APPARENTLY stem from some connection they had when they were human. What kind of human can control the elements?!

  5. Harry evolves throughout the whole series in a way that when he acts like a prat in Book V, readers are still inclined to show understanding. Bella remains a prat throughout the "saga."

  6. Speaking of "saga", "The Harry Potter Series" is not a pretentious title. "The Twilight Saga" is ridic and full of undeserving slef-flattery.

  7. "The real difference is that Jo Rowling a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a damn. She's not very good." Wise words, Stephen King.

  8. A lightening scar is more bad-ass than "sparkly skin."

  9. Harry Potter is not just a love story.

  10. In terms of the immortality/mortality theme, Harry Potter's presentation is more imaginative and astonishing. Twilight's is... well it falls flat, really.

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